Bad Luck o' the Irish

Throughout history, the Irish have had some of the worst luck ever. People should think this through before wishing it on anyone.

St. Patrick's day became popular because it was the only feast day that always fell during Lent.
This meant Catholics were allowed to eat meat and butter on this day and this day only, then not again until Easter Sunday. The Catholic Church used to suck with its rules and rituals. It still sucks, just not as hard.

I give to you today my favorite Irish saying/toast/prayer:

May those that love us continue to love us
May those that hate us turn to love us, and
Dear Lord, if you cannot turn their hearts, turn their ankles
   so that we may know them by their limps.