Holy crap, I made it another year -- and what a year it was. I am now officially fossilized. So I went to Sam's and bought myself this:
I specifically requested "I Need Cake Dammit" but there wasn't room. Pffft. She didn't try hard enough. I should have made her do it again on another cake! Of course, everyone who passed my grocery cart complimented the cake. Perfect.
I intend to eat a small slice. Ok, maybe I intend to eat two small slices. Then I thought I'd take it to the neighbor. If they don't want it it MUST go into the trash because I refuse to kill myself with a friggin cake, no matter how delicious the damned thing is.
