TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!

Holy crap, I made it another year -- and what a year it was.  I am now officially fossilized.  So I went to Sam's and bought myself this:

I specifically requested "I Need Cake Dammit" but there wasn't room.   Pffft.  She didn't try hard enough.  I should have made her do it again on another cake!  Of course, everyone who passed my grocery cart complimented the cake.  Perfect. 

I intend to eat a small slice.  Ok, maybe I intend to eat two small slices.  Then I thought I'd take it to the neighbor. If they don't want it it MUST go into the trash because I refuse to kill myself with a friggin cake, no matter how delicious the damned thing is.