NITRO

Nitroglycerin
Tiny little bitter pill
I hate you so much

(bad haiku #something I don't remember)

Jabs

Today I got an 8-tube round of  blood tests for Dr. Whackadoo. Oh, and while I was there I got a flu shot.  And I'll be damned, I had to settle up a bill of $98something to get that *free* frikkin flu shot. Deductibles suck. 

I see Dr. Nutjob "No Fly List" on Oct 5, and Dr. Whackadoo on Oct 11. 
If I don't get SOME kind of drug from either one of them there will be wrath.  I'm tired of being dicked around, dammit.  I am tired of not being able to DO anything physical because some asshole can't write the right prescription.  FFS I can't even take a shower anymore - shower water actually hurts me.  I have got to find someone to help me and it's got to be soon.  DAMMIT.

My Art being used as Art!

I sold faces on stretchers to some Dutch guy and this is what he made: 

They are also wearing my skins and autopsy scar.  OMG I love it when people actually buy my crap and then make something with it that I can see and appreciate!  This is perfect Halloween horror at its finest!  Yay Dutch guy!  lol

Meh

A lovely day of dental torture and a long ass drive = rhinoceros-sized legs and screamy chest.  Dammit I should just stop trying to leave the house.

By the way, for the rest of my life if I have to have dental work of any kind, I must take antibiotics in advance of any treatment.  Yay.  Stupid heart.

Turtles Flee Harrah's for Better Pickin's

Very few turtles were at Harrah's gangplank today. I took my camera, which has lately turned into a lame piece of shit.  Although probably at least 100 pics were *taken* only about 15 are on the drive, and out of those 15 maybe one or two is worthy of salvaging.  I'm pissed. I need a new camera.

Anyway, I must have gotten the Harrah visit dates mixed up.  I need to get there earlier in the year in order to see the hundreds and hundreds of turtles - when its still really hot outside - like July or the first part of August.  Apparently the turtles are already starting their hibernating for the year.  Bah.  Turtle trip = FAIL.

I did get a plate full of grilled oysters - a dozen or so from Paula Deen which were relatively yummy.  I tried to contain myself with the rest of the buffet since I know it's loaded with butter and other evil things. Dammit.  I actually choked down a plain boiled potato with my oysters. Yuck.

I am never again supposed to eat raw oysters due to health reasons. I am also not supposed to consume sushi, however last night I actually had an entire spicy tuna roll from Benihana with no ill effects.  I did eat about a teaspoon or so of wasabi on each slice - supposedly the wasabi kills the bad stuff in the sushi.  I always ask for extra wasabi.  They bring me a golfball sized lump on its own little plate with my order.  "Oh look, it's that wasabi woman again...I wonder what she wants this time?"
 
I am so looking forward to my next exotic disease/strange sushi parasite due to my hazardous lifestyle. Yes I am a sushi eater. Dammit, I can't help myself. At least spicy tuna rolls are fat free...mostly...what fat there is is in the tuna, and it's the good kind of fat.

FLAMING SPACE BUS SUCKED UP BY BLACK HOLE

Meh.  Of course NASA has no idea where the bus-sized space trash landed. Obviously it did not land on me.  They assume the fiery bus entered the atmosphere some time between 11:30ish Friday night and 1:09 this morning. I was in bed and not wearing a hard hat.  I actually DO have a hard hat. Probably several if I looked hard enough. How fortunate for me and for NASA that my name was not on any of the various flaming parts, since I was not wearing the appropriate safety gear.

Hard Hat

If I leave the house today, it will be while wearing a hard hat to fend off any space junk that's aimed at me.  You KNOW there's a piece of something with my name on it, since my luck is so shitty.  I can only hope it falls through the roof of my house so home owners' can pay the damned thing off.