Why is it you always want what you can't have? I dreamed I went to McDonald's and ordered five french fries. Not five orders of fries, just five singular ones. And a packet of ketchup. And some salt. Can't eat fries without salt.
If there was a bacon dispensary anywhere nearby, I'd be lining up there in my dreams too.
Incidentally, NEVER buy turkey bacon. They should rename it "Salty bacon-shaped vomit strips." It is bacon's evil imitator. It will make you wish your mother had never met your father. Seriously, it is far better to do without bacon than try to replace it with an evil imitator. Ugh.
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