Halloween weekend there is a zombie shoot at the local indoor shooting range. Teams. I asked them what would happen if I came dressed as a zombie. They advised me not to do that.
I definitely cannot shoot with a shotgun on my shoulder. Not with an open chest....geezo I can imagine the pain and probable injury it would cause. However, taking out zombies from the hip is a distinct possibility. I may just go to watch, since I'm tired of staying home. Not to mention zombie killers are *my people.*
While shooting there you can choke on the burger grease permanently saturating the air. (I could feel my arteries quivering as soon as I walked over to the grill side, which is also the shotgun side).
I'm sure there will be lame prizes, but probably not meat. For some reason meat shoots are reserved for VFWs & Elks. Whatever. What's a headless zombie worth anyway? Free hour at the range? Box of shells? Ahh good times.
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