I just got *rapist scratches* from my dog, Rue, who was so apparently excited to see me after having been gone all day, decided to claw the shit out of me instead... I have three huge claw marks that go from the bottom of my ear, across my neck, and actually JOIN to my heart scar at mid-chest. GAHHHHH. So attractive So very hurty. Need to recover. Too damned bad I can't have a drink. Oh wait, I have Percocet. ::looks sideways at no one in particular::
Hmm...interesting that the pic doesn't look nearly as bad as it does in person (cause I have those shitty squiggly light bulbs). I'm tellin' ya if I was a man I would automatically be a suspect for something heinous.
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